"Do you know what you're having?". Wanna know why? Because that would mean that you had the guts to ask the dreaded question, "When are you due?". This is another no no.
What is wrong with people?
So, I got asked this at the grocery store today, on the way home from a very long and taxing day full of crap that grew horns that included more work than any one person can possibly handle. The poor 17 year old cashier was most likely mortified after my curt response of "I'm not pregnant" and a look that could slice a tomato with a dull knife. I'm sure she's suffering internally.
So, what's a girl to do? Go home and eat her feelings. Feelings that include banana pudding.
Tomorrow is another day...
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